Please try
the following:
- Click
the Refresh
button if you are feeling a bit worn out.
- Make
sure that you have spelt everything correctly. There are to much
loussy speling and gramer on the webb these days.
- To check
your connection settings, kick the box a few times and see if that helps.
If not, look under Internet Irritations and see if it is indeed
a bottomless chasm of weird, confusing messages created by geeks to
keep poor ignorant types like us in the dark.
- If your
Network Administrator has enabled it, (unlikely, since they are usually
power crazy misanthropes) Microsoft Windows can examine your network
and automatically discover your network connection settings. It
then emails Bill Gates to tell him if you have any pirated Microsoft
software.
If you would like Windows to try and uncover your misdeeds, why not
click
here to send him an email directly and save him the trouble of installing
spyware on your Pentium chips?
- Some
sites require 128-bit connection security. Others are greedy and require
more bits. Click the Help menu to be told a load of weird gobbledygook,
and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength
security you have installed. If it's strong enough, send the security
guys around to the computer shop salesman who diddled you to "negotiate"
with him.
- If you
are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings
can support it. Some settings are getting old and have bad backs and
can hardly support their own weight, let alone your pitiful blunderings.
Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options.
This won't actually do anything but it might make you feel better.
- Click
the Back button to try another link. Or better
still, just give up and go for a walk outside.
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